They should never charge you a toll to drive on a freeway.
If I see myself in my rear view mirror, am I closer than I appear?
There’s no fork in the road near Spaghetti Junction.
What happens with bald tires on a hairpin turn?
Does your dashboard help you drive faster?
We have a seat belt, but no seat belt loops.
Can you depress your brake simply by insulting it?
There are Broncos and Mustangs and horsepower. Watch your step.
In a car, it’s a carburetor. Why is there no such thing as a truckburetor? Or busburetor?
I just about have a coronary anytime I’m on a bypass.
If there’s one person in the car, it’s a U-turn. If there are passengers, it’s a they turn.
Speed bumps slow you down, but slow pokes don’t speed you up.
I don’t know of anyone who keeps gloves in their glove compartment.
My car has blinkers, but no eyelids.
Radiators cool. Gas fumes.
They call it bumper-to-bumper traffic, but in reality it’s Buford-to-Barnsville.